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The phone call I let ring out from the top of a ladder

Against the combined advice of my wife, George, my chiropractor and a man behind the paint mixing machine who took one look at me and audibly sighed, I decided last spring to paint the spare bedroom myself. How hard could it be? It’s a room. It has four walls, a ceiling that has never once fallen on anyone, and a colour called Elephant’s Breath, which is Farrow & Ball’s way of charging you forty pounds for beige. Even I, I reasoned, could not ruin beige.

I ruined it. But that isn’t the story.

The story is that somewhere around the second coat, in a room that has vaulted ceilings, roller fully loaded, wet edge, my phone started to ring. And there was absolutely nothing I could do about it.

So, I stood there and watched it ring out. The alternative was climbing down, using an entire tub of Big Wipes and surrendering a wet edge that, as any decorator will tell you through gritted teeth, waits for no man. It’ll be a robot about my car accident, I told myself.

It was not a robot about my car accident. And here is the part that should worry every painter and decorator reading this. I build software for tradespeople for a living, and I had just stumbled, one ruined ceiling and forty quid later, into the single most expensive moment in their entire working week.

Because when a phone rings out for me, it’s a mild irritation. When it rings out for you, it’s a job, often a good one, walking quietly down the road to the next name on Google. And the genuinely insidious part is that you never find out it happened.

This is the cost nobody in the trade ever sees clearly, because it doesn’t arrive as a cancelled job or a furious email. It arrives as nothing at all. Silence. A call that never gets a name attached to it, and a full repaint that quietly becomes somebody else’s full repaint. You can’t grieve a customer you never knew you had.

We went looking for hard evidence of this, in the form of the NOW Report, national research into how UK tradespeople actually run their businesses and found it hiding in the numbers on quote speed. 

Only 4% of tradespeople get a quote out the same day they’ve visited a customer. Just 27% manage it inside 24 hours. More than a quarter take longer than three days, by which point the customer has not only forgotten your name but quite possibly had the work done by somebody else. And 55% admit they have definitely or probably lost a job purely because the quote went out too slowly.

A missed call is that exact problem, only earlier and worse. A slow quote costs you a job you at least knew you were bidding for. An unanswered call costs you one you never knew existed. Same lost money, half the warning.

And painters, of all trades, are practically built to miss it. You cannot put down a loaded roller halfway up a wall, because a five-minute chat is a five-minute break in a finish that has to stay wet, and the tide-marked result will be staring down at you for the next ten years. The job is, at a basic physical level, incompatible with answering the phone.

So, the businesses that somehow answer anyway, some other way, are the ones quietly hoovering up all the work the rest of the trade is letting ring out.

That is the entire reason we built the Powered Now Receptionist, and no, it is not voicemail with ideas above its station. Voicemail is where momentum goes to die, the same report found tradespeople losing jobs in exactly that gap, because nobody under the age of ninety leaves a message anymore. 

The Receptionist instead holds a real conversation with the caller, asks what the job actually is, and books it straight into the diary. So, by the time the ladder’s folded away and you’re picking dried Elephant’s Breath off your knuckles, you’re not squinting at a “1 missed call” notification and a mystery number. You’re looking at a confirmed job.

It also covers the shift nobody wanted in the first place. The NOW Report found the average tradesperson pours five hours and twenty minutes a week into admin, most of it done in the evenings and at weekends because there simply isn’t a spare minute during the day. An AI receptionist doesn’t add to that pile, it takes a corner of it away, answering the phone during the precise hours you’re up a ladder, kneeling in someone’s front room, or driving between jobs through a valley with no signal.

And it isn’t a gadget bolted onto the side of your week. It’s part of Powered Now, which is built to run the whole life of a job in one place, from the first enquiry to the quote, the schedule, the customer record, the payment, the invoice, and eventually the tax return that makes everyone want to lie down. 

A job booked from a missed call doesn’t need typing in twice. It’s already sitting in the same system as everything else, synced across your phone, tablet and desktop, and working even when the signal doesn’t, which, given where this trade spends its days, is most of the time.

None of it, I should say plainly, replaces the person. Customers still want the human who turns up, does a tidy job, and leaves a room looking better than they found it. Nothing about that changes. The only thing that changes is the moment just before it, the call that used to ring out from the foot of a ladder while a paying customer quietly decided you couldn’t be bothered.

As for my spare bedroom, the ceiling remains a disgrace, Elephant’s Breath turned out to be exactly as forgettable as it sounds, and I have since paid an actual professional to undo my work. He answered on the second ring. Of course he did. He had the right software behind him. I was the one up a ladder with a roller. He was running a business.


Benjamin Dyer is CEO and co-founder of Powered Now. Powered Now’s mobile app and AI Receptionist aim to make it easier for painters, decorators and other trades to run their businesses. www.powerednow.com